You may find on the side of the road, in a small snowbank with my mouth frozen open. You'll know it's me. Just look for the woman lying down on her back with the"Oh my god, I need more oxygen" expression etched on her face.
I'm running (ha! to even write that word is hysterical) my first 5K tomorrow.
I want to barf.
Send me speediness (and a bit of oxygen) will ya?